Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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