i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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