There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
