Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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