i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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