So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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