i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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