I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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