she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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