I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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