but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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