My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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