is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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