walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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