I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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