So drunk its hurt
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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