dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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