That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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