I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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