awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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