my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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