sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
