Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
What drink are we having for lunch?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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