No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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