dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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