i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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