I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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