the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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