is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
