dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
When are your genitals available?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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