If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I touched a dick in church today
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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