South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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