who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
