ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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