how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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