In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
NoShamevember. You game?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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