i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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