Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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