Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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