He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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