while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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