I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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