and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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