Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
