So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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