It's Friday. Sex?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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