i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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