party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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