I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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