Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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