After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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