I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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