do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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