real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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