she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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