i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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